What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Incredible 'black smokers' discovered in a part of the deep ocean where they should not exist - Earth.com

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Tomatoes Recalled Over 'High Risk of Illness or Death' - Newser

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

NASA raises the odds that an asteroid could hit the moon in 2032 - Space

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.